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Well , Scripts or no Scripts i usually have more holes than a Tea bag in me by the end of the round. Embarassed

Bugger, wish i had waited til April 1st Rolling Eyes

Merry Christmas Everybody

Sorry Andy it was me Embarassed

I sent the email Shocked

It was froma dodgy site that Jon told me about.

Season Greetings Rolling Eyes

Just wanted to share with you all another reason why Crysis is such a good single player game.

2 nights ago i reluctantly dropped my scar rifle coz it was low on ammo, further on in the game i foun ...

A Close friend of mine has had a Tattoo of a Sea Shell on her inner thigh.
Its truly amazing ,
If you put your ear close to it , you can actually smell the sea.

Bring it on!
I am so excited its untrue Rolling Eyes

Mum and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a gran ...

nades have never counted as explosives as far as i know, not even on BF2 Shocked

The Sound of "Super , Smashing ,Great"
are echoing around Sheffield as the bloke who won the speedboat on Bullseye finally gets a chance to use the fucker!

Nice Flying Chief Wink

Done....

Thanks Chaos_King

A couple of Bernrds Old Favourite Jokes;

Whats the difference between a Pilchard and a Iraqi Woman,
One is Ugly, Greasy and has Bulging eyes,
The other is a Fish

So what about the Stick D ...

Oh and let me add, the Graphics are quite Stunning..... Shocked

Yeh Stalker is a reallly good game but oh my is it Tough! Rolling Eyes

Example: I was in a the middle of an Unholy Gun battle and it was going OK, i spotted an enemy sneeking around the back, I thought r ...

A Meat Pie walks into a pub and says "Can i have a Pint?"
Barman Replies "Sod off we don`t serve food in here!"