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kehumff
Joined: Jun 20, 2006
Posts: 84
Location: Manchester UK
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:35 am |
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Hi Everyone,
Just wanted to share these with you fine people!
BTW was on your server last night...... First Class
I Dont want to fill your fine forum with spam , but i must share these with you;
A Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went Playing Battlefield 2 |
Last edited by kehumff on Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:03 am; edited 1 time in total |
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|2es-w00p
Joined: Apr 24, 2006
Posts: 525
Location: Manchester UK
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:45 am |
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| "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." |
LOL
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.
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LOL ...  (im married) 
But when you're presented with an opportunity like that, ffs, BF2 can wait!! |
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kehumff
Joined: Jun 20, 2006
Posts: 84
Location: Manchester UK
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:16 pm |
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i am married too..... to a lovley German girl who i met playing a half life mod!
Now theres a thing ..... online gaming bringing people together  |
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Papasmurf
Joined: Mar 14, 2006
Posts: 231
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Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:23 am |
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Ha! Strikes a chord with me being married as well  |
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