|2es-SatansWench
Joined: Jul 05, 2007
Posts: 398
Location: Liverpool
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 Posted:
Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:09 pm |
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A married couple in their early 60s
was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on
their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary
married couple and for being loving to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I
want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy,
were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the
fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember, fairies are female..... |
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The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Last edited by |2es-SatansWench on Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:16 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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