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|2es-SatansWench
Joined: Jul 05, 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Liverpool
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:12 pm |
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God appears to a man and tells him he’ll have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to get into heaven.
A week later god reappears and asks the man how its going.
He says the fags and drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer I could resist, I had to give her one there and then.
God says, they don’t like that in heaven.
Man replies “They don’t like it in Morrisons either” |
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|2es-brune
Age of Conan Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2007
Posts: 840
Location: Shooting Butts Road, North Island, New Zealand
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:28 pm |
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boom boom Jimmy Tarbuck! take the mother in-law etc!  |
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|2es-Cyrus_The_Virus
Joined: Jul 02, 2005
Posts: 1344
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:46 pm |
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lmao thats great. |
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TheSyster
Joined: Aug 23, 2006
Posts: 190
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:20 pm |
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|2es-darfvader
Consoles Moderator
Joined: Nov 05, 2006
Posts: 829
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:35 pm |
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well i may be a forignet but roflol |
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