Ladies - please read !

Joined: Jul 29, 2005 Posts: 424 Location: Salisbury

Ladies, read carefully to the end
This info is going to be very useful. Wink

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

Now Scroll Down

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!

Enjoy World Cup Soccer 2006!!!
Laughing

Guest

pretty smart for u munter lol was funny though Cool

Joined: Apr 24, 2006 Posts: 528 Location: Manchester UK

LOLOLOL, I like that... hehehe.. *explains to wife*