Blonde Joke

Joined: Jul 29, 2005 Posts: 424 Location: Salisbury

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things:

1- The bartender is a blonde girl.

2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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Joined: Jul 10, 2006 Posts: 494

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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:18 pm

Ha ha n1 mate!

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:18 pm

so bad lol...

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:00 am

LOL made my laugh, cheered up my night shift

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hey munter that was funny anyways how are you mate not seen you on msn for a while everythink ok? take care anyways ok Surprised

Joined: Jul 29, 2005 Posts: 424 Location: Salisbury

bulletproof02 wrote:

hey munter that was funny anyways how are you mate not seen you on msn for a while everythink ok? take care anyways ok Surprised

Hi bullet, I'm good thanks, been working in Scandinavia a lot - and there's plenty of intelligent, good looking blondes out there ...... Laughing

I'm waiting for my new 'super dooper Core 2 Duo 6700 PC' to arrive as well so I haven't played much of anything recently, but before that I was only playing the PoE2 mod for a couple of weeks.

Apart from that I'm fine - how are you ?

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