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drewcat
War Arranger
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
Posts: 739
Location: Accrington
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Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:01 pm |
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Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her t*ts."
"Play with her t*ts"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can Slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
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|2es-w00p
Joined: Apr 24, 2006
Posts: 525
Location: Manchester UK
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Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:12 pm |
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warslag
Joined: Jul 10, 2006
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Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:44 pm |
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|2es-youoldduffer
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posts: 545
Location: wick
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Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:55 pm |
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that gave me visions i'd rather not of had nice one shun |
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Java
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Joined: Nov 03, 2005
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Location: Edinburgh.UK
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