Official change in terror alert status

Joined: Jul 29, 2005 Posts: 428 Location: Weymouth

Subject: U N C L A S S I F I E D - Official change in terror alert status

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, the level has just been raised from "miffed" to "peeved'! Soon though, the levels may be raised yet again to "irritated' or even "a bit cross"!! Londoners have not been a "bit cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "tiresome" to "a bloody nuisance", the last time a "bloody nuisance" warning level was issued was during the great fire in 1666.

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide". The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert, the Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Finally, in Australia they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "ave another beer."

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Joined: Jul 02, 2005 Posts: 1410

lmao munt, i thought this was something serious at first u git Razz

Joined: Oct 04, 2005 Posts: 179 Location: Wigan

man it eerie but i think i cuda belived thi
espec the bit bout the frogs Twisted Evil

Joined: Jul 01, 2005 Posts: 495 Location: Watching You

Now THATS funny lol keeping that Very Happy

Joined: Jul 29, 2005 Posts: 428 Location: Weymouth

What's the French battle flag? A white cross on a white field.

How many gears does a French tank have? Four reverse and one forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

Did you see the French military rifle on eBay? Never fired, dropped once.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French Army

Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elysées? So the Germans could march in the shade

Joined: May 06, 2006 Posts: 11 Location: Glasgow, Scotland

LMAO

Joined: Aug 08, 2005 Posts: 309 Location: Yorkshire

PMSL !!!!

I too thought it was serious until I saw who posted it Razz

n1 Munt