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|2es-youoldduffer
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posts: 508
Location: Grantown on spey
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Mon May 28, 2007 7:47 pm |
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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet heavens, I thought you said, "Turn around." |
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|2es-DaGrImOnE
Dawn of War 2 Moderator
Joined: Jan 23, 2006
Posts: 489
Location: HELL OTHERWISE KNOW AS DARLINGTON
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Mon May 28, 2007 9:33 pm |
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LOL
as my works motto go's
BA DA BA BA BA IM LOVIN IT
lol
cheers
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|2es-1927
Joined: May 15, 2007
Posts: 404
Location: Capital of Wales
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Tue May 29, 2007 7:49 am |
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