RIP Bernard Manning

Joined: Jun 20, 2006 Posts: 84 Location: Manchester UK

A couple of Bernrds Old Favourite Jokes;

Whats the difference between a Pilchard and a Iraqi Woman,
One is Ugly, Greasy and has Bulging eyes,
The other is a Fish

So what about the Stick David after the Argentinian game?
"oh she is fine with it"

I dont Believe Scotts are as Tight as people say, but i did hear that when two taxi`s collided in Glasgow 48 People was injured.

Quasimodo was running down the round being chased by loads of kids he said "I havent got your football"

I went to Anfield the other day to watch the match , A scouse lad asked "can i mind your car mr" "no" i replied "and thats a Rottweiler in the back" "can it put fires out" the Scouse replied......

RIP Bernard.

BTW i dunno how to make my sig smaller Embarassed

Joined: Oct 13, 2005 Posts: 724

Right click and save this one, replace old with new.

Liked a bit of Bernard, stuff the PC brigade

Joined: Jun 20, 2006 Posts: 84 Location: Manchester UK

Done....

Thanks Chaos_King