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Beedy
Joined: Oct 19, 2005
Posts: 169
Location: Sheffiled
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Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:32 pm |
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Apologies if this has been posted before, but PLEASE BE WARNED!
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.
I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.
This happened to me at my local Tesco's and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Friday, Saturday, twice on Sunday, and again on Tuesday.
Don't let this happen to you.  |
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|2es-MooK
Joined: Jul 01, 2005
Posts: 478
Location: Watching You
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Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:13 pm |
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I never go to tesco allthough do you think there is such a thing as a good scam  i dont have a car but ill rent one to find out if its hapning here to, better be on the safe side  |
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|2es-Cyrus_The_Virus
Joined: Jul 02, 2005
Posts: 1338
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:35 am |
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lmao and this is why i carry 10 empty wallets |
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Nesus34
Joined: Dec 12, 2005
Posts: 189
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:39 am |
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ive seen summat like this on Max & Paddy's: Road To Nowhere lol |
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Java
Tactics Officer
Joined: Nov 03, 2005
Posts: 1234
Location: Edinburgh.UK
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:44 am |
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|2es-ElGordo
Joined: Oct 04, 2005
Posts: 315
Location: Kent
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:42 am |
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Hilarious Beedy |
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RPU
Joined: Nov 24, 2005
Posts: 161
Location: Bolton
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:06 pm |
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Fantastic Beedy! But after 30 years of marriage, what's 'oral sex'? |
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Beedy
Joined: Oct 19, 2005
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:11 pm |
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It's when you talk about sex isn't it. |
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talbot1230
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
Posts: 74
Location: Peterborough
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:24 pm |
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 Made me laugh!  |
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|2es-DaGrImOnE
Dawn of War 2 Moderator
Joined: Jan 23, 2006
Posts: 489
Location: HELL OTHERWISE KNOW AS DARLINGTON
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:18 pm |
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where exacty is this tesco |
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|2es-MooK
Joined: Jul 01, 2005
Posts: 478
Location: Watching You
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:15 pm |
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lol cyrus ill have to go and get some new wallets just in case |
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SoulCruiser
Joined: Aug 08, 2005
Posts: 309
Location: Yorkshire
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:45 pm |
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| Fantastic Beedy! But after 30 years of marriage, what's 'oral sex'? |
Don't know about the oral bit m8. But sex is what the coalman delivers coal in at posh ppl's houses! |
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|2es-jasse
Intraclan Admin
Joined: Nov 18, 2005
Posts: 122
Location: leeds.leeds,leeds
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:50 pm |
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do you get club card points for that too????????? |
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Nesus34
Joined: Dec 12, 2005
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:45 pm |
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hahaha lol |
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