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drewcat
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Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Location: Accrington
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Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:12 pm |
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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she said
So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed,
the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in,
she asked: "Did you see?"
"Yes," he said. "But why the hell did you have to show her yours?"
"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn't!" |
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parkway
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Java
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Joined: Nov 03, 2005
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Location: Edinburgh.UK
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mrdickster
Joined: Oct 04, 2005
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Location: Leeds, UK
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Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:41 pm |
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chuckle!!
Nice 1 |
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rob0814
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Location: Salisbury, But serving away
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Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:02 pm |
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Jeez is that the best u got.....................lol
thats school boy material!!!!!!!!!! |
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drewcat
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Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Location: Accrington
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Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:27 pm |
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| rob0814 wrote: |
Jeez is that the best u got.....................lol
thats school boy material!!!!!!!!!! |
I try keep it clean as possible, as youngsters may read these.  |
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rob0814
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Location: Salisbury, But serving away
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Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:50 pm |
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"QUOTE"-
I try keep it clean as possible, as youngsters may read these.
i am a youngster, whats "a great, hairy muff"?
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drewcat
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Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Location: Accrington
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Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:38 pm |
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| rob0814 wrote: |
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I try keep it clean as possible, as youngsters may read these.
i am a youngster, whats "a great, hairy muff"?
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Tis a tea-cake one can get when going to a sub standard chip shop.
or something you will meat late on in life.  |
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rob0814
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Location: Salisbury, But serving away
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Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:18 pm |
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Tis a tea-cake one can get when going to a sub standard chip shop.
or something you will meat late on in life.
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roflmao good answer, now thats funny! |
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Soldier0837
Joined: Mar 05, 2006
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Meat indeed, lol.
Good joke |
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