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Freaky
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Post by Freaky » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:30 am

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice,
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
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The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
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The husband speaks again, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it"
he says "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
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Again, the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
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He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
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Up to 60.
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"I want the car, too." he continues.
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65 mph.
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"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
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The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
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The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got
everything I need," she says.
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"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
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Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles. "The airbag".
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Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
them...


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R4V3N
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Post by R4V3N » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:18 pm

lmfao....

Rogue
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Post by Rogue » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:22 pm

lmao freak, n1 as usual :P
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